Thursday, May 31, 2007

Miss Universe 2007 - A Critique

Gentlemen, read on. Ladies, do so at your peril.

As you will probably have heard, Miss Japan (Riyo Mori) have won the Miss Universe 2007. If you don't know what Miss Universe is, please click here. According to statistics, this win for Japan is only its second in the Miss Universe history, with the last being Akiko Kojimain 1959. Before anything, let me post some personal info. about our dear Riyo. According to her blog, she is 19 years old (But the popular belief is that she is 20... You decide.). Riyo was born in Aoi-ku, Shizuoka (静岡市) the capital city of Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan (For those of you who don't know where this is, it's a village near Mt. Fuji). She is 1.75m in height and have brown eyes and black (raven if you like) hair.

So, firstly, congratulations. Japanese girls are always very nice, one can not deny that. To do so is a lie. The following pictures reinforce what I mean.

Yep, an amazing woman. Pretty face, superb body and from her interview on the Miss Universe website, an absolutely enchanting personality.

With the compliments out of the way, lets have a look at why she won. According to popular beliefs, her commanding confidence in herself, her ability to outdance the competition as well as her well-proportioned figure
(some feel it suits the

western taste) allowed her to gain the US$250,000 (€186,000) tiara. Whatever, the reason, she won, she came on top and she deserves it from what I have seen and it will not be this that I am about to question.

What I want to say is that, out of the final 5, Miss Korea seems to be more attractive don't you think? She is Korean (ahem -_^) , has a fabulous smile and a very busty (ahem x2) figure. Don't believe me? Have a look at the following video. Make sure you compare the figure of Miss Korea with that of Miss Japan; to me, it seems Miss Japan is almost anorexic...

Of course, that is my view - maybe it's because the video is poor quality and I am just a racist bastard who have no taste, but whatever the reason, my view stands. Others believe strongly in this as well (Have a look here: Miss Universe LIVE Coverage).

Some pictures of Miss Korea (Lee Honey) are as follows:

So, according to Wikipedia, Miss Lee is 24 years old, also 1.75m in height with brown eyes and black (raven...) hair. Amazingly, she was also Miss Universe 2006... Damn, what a shame, she should have won!! Maybe it's just me, but I just feel she looks so much better than Miss Japan im many ways - Her face, her smile, her vivacious body and her pose. She just hold herself right. I am trying to find a better picture that can illustrate the beauty I feel though its hard with all these porn pics turning up in Google Images (argh).

The best one I found was mostly on the Miss Universe's website that had "Copyright 2007" written all over it, big shame. However, for a lack of better pictures, this one will do.

Her face doesn't show up and that's what I wanted to show you... But go here and have a look. Amazing beauty...

Anyway, I know alot of people feels the same way I do about this final result but hey, let's recognise the fact that these girls are beauties in their own right so lets just enjoy the beauties this wonderful world has decided to bestow upon us! Again, it could be me, I just prefer more lady like women than those younger, modern types... Brings about a sense of respectability I feel.

On another note, Miss China was fucked with a capital F. No seriously, I vehemently disagree with the choice of candidate. Here's a little photo I plucked from Miss Universe's website:

Ummm, no. No, no, no... This is wrong. Out of 1,321,851,888 people in China of whom 460,596,384 is between the ages 15-64, this was the best they came up with? As a person who lived half of his life on mainland China, I am extremely ashamed. For all the beauties that still reside in China, I apologise on behalf of the selectors; they are a bunch of dumb asses who probably wouldn't recognise beauty if it bit them on their ass.

As a 19 year old male, I know there is more beautiful Chinese girls out there. Next time, for the dumb selectors out there, be free, be wild and bring some damned beauties out! I demand beauties not Miss Congenialities. I know the Chinese can beat any of the other races in terms of ladies if the selectors try hard enough. I mean seriously, this is pathetic!! Apologies to our friend Zhang Ning Ning here (Miss China 2007), you are still beautiful and if given the chance, I will

still befriend you (ahem x3 )

Ok. It's been a long post so let's wrap it up. In general, Miss Universe 2007 has been an amusing one and there has been lots and lots of ladies I would like to have fun with. One thing that I have come to realise is that gentlemen, do not despair, there is plenty of fish in the sea. If one escapes, another one will come. But you must be thinking, "I don't want another one, I want that one!". If so, let me say, you're screwed. Haha, no, I don't know, just have fun!!!


Michelle said...

I never watched, but my mom did and she agrees with you. She didn't think she was the prettiest either.

I think there's a lot of behind the scenes
"politics" in beauty pageants.

Shan said...

Yep, I would not be surprised. Miss Universe is run by Donald Trump after all haha